Friday, December 7, 2012

Jesus Loves Mountain Dew





            Would it surprise you if this were an actual ad? Regardless of the answer, some ads are this outlandish and bizarre to sell products to the masses. Many companies extort our basic emotions, beliefs, desires, and insecurities for a quick dollar. While we do have ethics and practices for what ads can be put up on billboards and be shown to different demographics on TV, many ads try to couple these inherent human qualities and faults to sell us something. Did Jesus actually advocate Mountain Dew Baja Blast? No he didn’t, because Mountain Dew didn’t come around till nearly two millennia after Jesus.
            While this is a hyperbole and probably offends some people out in the world, it brings me to my first point. Nothing is sacred with advertising. Have you ever heard the term “Sex sells”? Well that’s because of our primal instinct to reproduce, so as a species we see that a material possession will get us with a mate and our primal instincts go “buy this, we need to further the species.” They seek out what we feel we need or actually view as a necessity so they can prey off of it and sell something to someone. If by some miracle this add about Jesus actually convinced someone that Jesus liked Mountain Dew, it wouldn’t be far from plausible to say that people would buy it to fill their need to be zealous. Companies try to convince us that without their product, we don’t fit in with the group. We are social creatures, so we need to stay as a group. That’s how we survived so long, because on our own we would have been slaughtered. We are a MacGyver species, and we survived off of brainpower and collective thinking. All ad companies have to suggest is that if we don’t own their product, then we are exiled from this group and to an even greater extent are walled off and left to fend for ourselves. Don’t believe me? Try being in a group of iPhone users and not have an iPhone. You’ll probably get a weird look or two because you’re not part of team iPhone. (Search Marketing Standard Magazine)
            Along with the nothing is sacred attitude, not even the deepest reaches of your mind are safe. The subliminal bombardment of messages that created an artificial need is bombarding you with every ad. For every hour of TV you watch there’s roughly 15 minutes of commercial. In that time frame you are bombarded with countless subliminal messages telling you to buy this product. (Subliminal Advertising and Modern Day Brainwashing) There is no actual subtext or subject matter behind this, just that there is constant messages bombarding you, just mindless and discrete relationships between product and emotion. For example, this ad I created is funny right? What about other Mountain Dew ads? Remember the one where the vending machine fired cans at the guy? I remember seeing that as a kid and laughing hysterically when I saw it. The relationship has been cited as Mountain Dew uses humor to create a link between itself and good times. (Subliminal Messages)
            Now why did I pick Jesus to sell Mountain Dew? Many might say that it’s a vague correlation that if you drink Mountain Dew, you will be like Jesus. As stated before, this is an incredible hyperbole. However, Jesus falls under the category of celebrity more often then not. People strive to be celebrities, they are what certain people aspire to be, so we buy the products they use. (Business 2 Community) They have power, money, fame; what more can a person want. The basic idea is “buy this product and you will be like them.” It’s another subliminal trait that certain advertisers use with endorsements. If it doesn’t work then why are companies putting out millions of dollars endorsements for a tiny spot on the corner of your Facebook feed or on the door of a car in NASCAR?
            Now if this was real life, and this ad was created by a professional, the subtext and subliminal messaging would make it more likely that next time you head to the grocery store to stock up on soft drinks for your dorm, the probability of you buying Mountain Dew would be higher then most other soft drinks. Why does this matter? Maybe Mountain Dew is the greatest thing to happen to the soft drink world, and Jesus did advocate its consumption. It matters because this is just one of many examples corporations use to sell a product, and with the ever growing vulgar practices of these advertisements and over the line tactics by advertisers, they can put us in a mental headlock. Not to go to the extreme of those creepy videos of Japanese advertisements on YouTube that use subtext to tell you to kill your mother, but to the extent that we’re pigs walking to slaughter to throw our money down for things we don’t even need. Junk food and soda are supposed to be a once in a while type thing, but with the amount of advertisement they put out, totaling a grand 30 hours of advertisements a year for selling these sorts of items. (CBSnews) It’s no wondering our country faces an obesity crisis. So unless you love mindless consumption, wasting money, and destructive habits of buying these things then more power to you.


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